WEST PALM BEACH — IUDEX online is reporting that Elvis Presley is offering to come out of hiding and perform in public if the President releases his actual birth certificate!
Dovetailing on possible Presidential contender Donald Trump’s accelerated investigation into the ongoing “birther” controversy, the caller purporting to be Elvis offered to appear on Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice “once the certificate is released.”
IUDEX Online had no way of knowing if the caller was actually Elvis, who allegedly died in 1977. Numerous reports of “Elvis sightings” have been made through the years. “It sure sounded like ‘The King,'” said IUDEX online’s publisher. See more.
In a related story, a IUDEX online poll indicates Donald Trump would win the Presidential election hands down. “Folks are seeing The Donald as a real superhero, says IUDEX online’s publisher. “He’s certainly proven himself in both handling money and problem solving.”
Some experts view Trump’s foray as a publicity stunt, but others worry he’ll get in over his head. “Trump may have made his mark in the real estate business, but he’s got lots to learn in the handling of real state business,” said one.
Alleged insiders also say Trump is considering recruiting a squad of cheerleaders, dubbed “The TRUMPettes,” for his coming Presidential campaign.
Donald Trump may be just the superhero this country needs to help get America back on track.
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Cartoonist Dick Kulpa continues to pummel what he terms “lackluster” and “uninspired” efforts at reversing the economic meltdown.
“Bailouts” and “stimulus packages” only serve to maintain the status quo,” says Kulpa. “This country is in dire need of an economic overhaul,” he adds.
Kulpa, former nationally-syndicated comic strip artist and ex-Weekly World News Editor, recently launched his news-satire IUDEXonline.com, giving him an outlet to get his points across.
Back in the 1970s-80s he served three terms in elective office.
“I’ve just posted several cartoons and commentaries about the economy, and what we as a people must do about it,” says the politician-artist.
“We need to inject common sense back into the system.”
All stimulus packages can do is keep the current monstrous economically-skewed system afloat, says Dick Kulpa
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Our growing indebtedness to the Communist Chinese may mean "bad noose" for US!
Never in my 57 years have I seen this country in such dire financial straits. To top things off, we’re head-over-heels in debt to Communist China, something I’d never expected.
Try $2.5 TRILLION dollars!
In researching all this tonight, I stumbled across a few other poignant items relative to our Chinese “saviors”, which leads me to believe that “we ain’t seen nuthin’ yet!”
I’ve posted this cartoon, story and several links to my news satire IUDEXonline website, but sadly, this is anything but funny. More importantly — does anyone care? Thusly, will we continue to mindlessly finance China’s offensive weaponry, as we cancel our own defense options due to our mounting Chinese debt?