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Elvis Presley Agrees With Trump — “Show Me Obama’s Birth Certificate!”

WEST PALM BEACH — IUDEX online is reporting that Elvis Presley is offering to come out of hiding and perform in public if the President releases his actual birth certificate!

Dovetailing on possible Presidential contender Donald Trump’s accelerated investigation into the ongoing “birther” controversy, the caller purporting to be Elvis offered to appear on Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice “once the certificate is released.”

IUDEX Online had no way of knowing if the caller was actually Elvis, who allegedly died in 1977. Numerous reports of “Elvis sightings” have been made through the years. “It sure sounded like ‘The King,'” said IUDEX online’s publisher. See more.

In a related story, a IUDEX online poll indicates Donald Trump would win the Presidential election hands down. “Folks are seeing The Donald as a real superhero, says IUDEX online’s publisher. “He’s certainly proven himself in both handling money and problem solving.”

Some experts view Trump’s foray as a publicity stunt, but others worry he’ll get in over his head. “Trump may have made his mark in the real estate business, but he’s got lots to learn in the handling of real state business,” said one.

Alleged insiders also say Trump is considering recruiting a squad of cheerleaders, dubbed “The TRUMPettes,” for his coming Presidential campaign.

Donald Trump as a superhero

Donald Trump may be just the superhero this country needs to help get America back on track.

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Starlette Universe Teen Girls Interview Elvis from Beyond the Grave!

The late great Elvis Presley was just poked in a satirical interview on the Starlette Universe website!
It’s an interesting combo — today’s teen girls with Elvis.
Author Kathy Johnson teamed up with former Cracked Magazine publisher and caricature artist Dick Kulpa to create this colorful cartoon panel.

Starlette teens interview Elvis Presley

Starlette teens interview Elvis Presley in this teen humor satire panel.